#101 thru #200

101. Chimeras make bad fishing bait, but it sure is fun to watch them flounder. (Kelar Drake)

102. You can whine, you can beg, or you can Dragu Slave. (Kelar Drake)

103. It doesn't matter that you're over 6 feet, muscular and a master swordsman; the petite redhead will always kick your blond ass. (Kelar Drake)

104. If you don't remember, don't ask; the redhead might hurt you. (Kelar Drake)

105. If you're not sure what to say then keep your mouth shut; the redhead might hurt you again. (Kelar Drake)

106. Girls can grow fangs, guys just get their butt whooped. (Kelar Drake)

107. Bust size has no relation to brain size. (Kelar Drake) addendum: Bust size is inversely related to brain size (Aki)

108. Laughter may heal the spirit but it can also shatter the eardrum. (Kelar Drake)

109. You may be able to destroy Dark Lords and god pieces, you may be able to terrorize dragons and bandits worldwide; it won't matter. Your older sister will still scare the s**t out of you. (Kelar Drake)

110. If some tall guy in red makes you an offer, REFUSE. Even if you are related. (Kelar Drake)

111. Chickens can be dangerous. (Kelar Drake)

112. If a legendary heirloom gets passed down in your family through many generations, odds are its creators will want it back when it's your turn. (Kelar Drake)

113. Never trust a priest. (Kelar Drake)

114. After a while, "Sore Wa Himitsu Desu" becomes the most irritating expression known to man. (Kelar Drake)

115. Violence has its place in civilized society. Damn funny too. (Kelar Drake)

116. Mace of steel beats mace in a spray bottle. (Kelar Drake)

And here are some more I thought up myself....

117. The best kisses are always the ones you don't remember...

118. The hardest substance known to man---is Amelia's skull. (I don't know if that's something I really needed to know, but...)

119. Never question the ethics of putting the entire world at risk just so you can save your boyfriend. Everything will turn out alright in the end!

120. Never bother trying to surrender to Lina Inverse. Waving a white flag in front of her is like waving a red cape in front of a charging bull...

And here are some more I received by e-mail....

121. If a certain person has beaten a piece of Shabranigdo, Zanafar, the Mazoku Lord Dark Star at full power, and is mad at you,--you'd better pray you're friends with her older sister. (Vivsama)

122. The Knight of Ceifeed is scary. (Vivsama)

123. If all else fails, laugh. You never know, your laugh may just be annoying enough to make people run from you and never want to see you or hear your laugh again. (Vivsama)

124. If the Dragon Slave fails, you can always Giga Slave it! (Vivsama)

125. Family members are both dangerous and annoying (Clayshot Emmanuel clayshot316@hotmail.com)

126. Never! Ever! Try to steal a red-head's boyfriend. You will get burned. Even worse-lose your soul to the Lord of Nightmares. (Rong F.)

127. Everyone's afraid of something. (Giant slugs, their older sister, petite red-heads with bad tempers, being left while everyone goes on ahead of you, dragu slave, a more powerful monster, big words...) (Lyss)

128. A guy in a dress can be way prettier than a girl. (Lyss)

129. Even a greedy Mazoku with designs on turning the world into chaos can have a soft heart and see the power of love. (Lyss)

130. If you get really mad at someone, just dragu slave them) (Lyss)

131. If it's a really old mecha, test it to make sure it works alright before taking it into battle...(Lyss)

132. Obsessions can lead to really powerful curses. (Lyss)

133. If you love someone enough, then you should chase them down if they're being taken from you. (Lyss)

134. Don't stand on something high. It never helps (Aki)

135. The local legend is probably true. (Aki)

136. The politicians have no real power, despite appearances and giant purple slug-like creatures (Aki)

137. The fact that ur blond and good at swords doesn't necessarily mean ur smart. (~ mErry sA(1)2ah ~)

138. You can eat TONS and still manage not to be FAT. (~ mErry sA(1)2ah ~)

139. You can rebuild a city more than 3 times:syrugg (Sairaag?)... (~ mErry sA(1)2ah ~)

140. Smiling ppl can be very dangerous(~ mErry sA(1)2ah ~)

141. When ur getting married at a cathedral, check first to make sure it is REAL.(~ mErry sA(1)2ah ~)

142. The fact that ur really old doesn't mean you havta look old.(~ mErry sA(1)2ah ~)

143. The fact that u can cast the highest spell in white magic doesn't necessarily mean you can cast other spells as well. (~ mErry sA(1)2ah ~)

144. When a golum is trying to sound mysterious he whispers a lot and has a lovely tenor voice. When he wishes to just be a normal fighter he can use a smooth baritone voice that sounds like it's coming from a completely different mouth. (Pepper 911)

145. If an enemy is too powerful for you in the present, you can always go four generations back in time and kill him when he was weaker. (Kaiser12)

146. If you plan on using "Pacifist Crush", make sure your enemy cannot use magic, and is not a monster. If either, you had better have good health coverage. (demonlord)

147. If you're really hungry, just fireball the annoying little princess and revert to cannibalism. Oh wait, that still may not be enough. You may need to eat the big blonde guy too. (demonlord)

148. For 5000 gold pieces, even if the guy is a weirdo, it's a wedding, so kiss him now and get the reward, then blow him to hell later. (demonlord)

149. No matter how powerful your enemy is, he'll always have some weakness, like a Holy tree, or a really big ego. Or he may just be stupid. (demonlord)

150. Cursing someone doesn't take magical ability...only an immense amount of pent-up anger. (Mastergold)

151. Believing in imaginary childhood monsters will not get you very far in life. (Mastergold)

152. DON'T mess with chaos. You can never predict gods of that sort even if previous outcomes seem to work fine and dandy. (Mastergold)

153. Little old gray haired ladies are usually more than they seem to be. (Mastergold)

154. Many magic spells are required to be cast using English. (Jess Rudolph)

155. No matter how dangerous the bad guy is or how crucial it is to use it, never reveal your mystical and powerful sword within earshot of a greedy red head. You'll regret it later. (Jess Rudolph)

156. Don't bother using a fireball when a simple light spell will do the trick. (Jess Rudolph)

157. Dragon Slave is not just useful for stopping dragons, demons, and other monsters, but it is also an appropriate weapon to stop simple bandits simply because it's a lot more impressive than a fireball. (Jess Rudolph)

158. You should not use Dragon Slave in front of impressionable young minds, especially impressionable, young, and stupid minds. (Jess Rudolph)

159. Certain events, like the near destruction of the world during the resurrection of Shabranigdo, are not always memorable to everyone who was involved. (Jess Rudolph)

160. Impersonating cute, Australian animals is appropriate in times of extreme danger. (Jess Rudolph) (A Angel : KOALA!!!!.... ^_^...)

161. Before you blow up a town to stop the bad guys, make sure you've been paid first. (Jess Rudolph)

162. Never eat your fallen comrade...unless he's already been flame-cooked, smells good, and is very tasty. (Jess Rudolph)

163. Never insult the puny green-haired kid. His mother may be watching and she has a BIG mallet. (demonlord)

164. Don't bother asking the most powerful sorceress in the land for help. She won't quit her part-time job and you'll get stuck with her younger sister. (Earth Megami)

165. If you see a young red-headed sorceress with a mad look on her face, run... VERY fast... (Earth Megami)

166. The closest black hole to the world is Lina's stomach. (Earth Megami)

167. Don't capture the princess of another kingdom. Her friends will come and rescue her, leveling your kingdom in the process. (Earth Megami)

168. If a guy wearing a black hat is standing atop a bridge high above you ready to jump down onto your raft and fight, remember one thing, that trick never works, but don't let your guard down, he could come back up on a giant eel! (Kaiser12)

169. If you're a bandit, don't even bother to try running from the red head after challenging her, she'll always be one Ray Wing ahead of you. (Kaiser12)

170. The mysterious sorcerer with a red jewel on his head will always come back after you, no matter how many ways you kill him. (Kaiser12)
And speakin' of that mysterious sorcerer....

171. There's always one certain character in an anime that no one but a certain person likes... and that person usually happens to be YOU. (I love you, Vrumugun! ^_^ (Astronia)

172. Being copied a whole lot of times and getting killed repeatedly:: cough Vrummy cough:: doesn't do much to increase your reputation. (Astronia)

173. You don't have to be a monk to have a Tonsure. (That's what Vrummy had, if yer wondering.) (Astronia)

174. Ice Arrows and Flare Arrows cancel each other out whenever it is most helpful to the good people. (Astronia)

175. If you're a massively powerful blind sorcerer, you need a small red stone to control you. If you're a massively skilled blond swordsman, you need a small red stone to control you. If you're a "creepy" wizard, you need a LARGE RUBY to control you. (Astronia)

176. You can be COMPLETELY covered in a cloak. You can hide this way, and you can keep many things in there. (Astronia)

177. The very same reasons a person scares you can often turn out to be why you like them. (I love your nose, Vrummy!) (Astronia)

178. You can be really obsessed with the most obscure person in a series and expect people to know what you're talking about. (Astronia)

179. If you have no pupils, hide under a cloak, have a different nose, and a large ruby on your head, then you are automatically "creepy and evil".(Astronia)

180. You can like VERY popular characters, but that doesn't mean you can't like other ones. (Astronia)

181. The people who look different are always the most attractive. Zel, Xel, Vrummy...

182. If you say Vrumugun is attractive, people think you're insane. ^_^o (Astronia)

183. You can completely disappear out of a series, but come back near the end when no one remembers who you are. (Astronia)

184. If you are cloned many, many times, that means that at certain moments, you can materialize your clones whenever you wish. For instance, when Lina killed a Vrummy clone, then another one got her in a chokehold from behind... (Astronia)

185. Never, never walk alone in Sairaag. This will lead to you being abducted by a crazy obsessive lady with spikes who will clone you many times and then tell you to do her bidding. (Astronia)

186. Just because someone looks no more than 10 yrs old doesn't mean they can't restore your magic. (Katana-chan)

187. Never let people who have a grudge against you near something you're going to drink...they're sure to have poison on them. (Katana-chan)

188. After a while, you're certain to begin to hope that the answer to EVERY question is a secret ... (Katana-chan)

189. If you think that nobody can figure out your secret, the blond already did! (Danielle Paul)

190. If you're a Mazoku in human form, never tell your age to anyone. There's always one person in the group who's too dense to understand you are an immortal demon and he'll think you're just a really, really old person. He won't hesitate to tell you that! (Danielle Paul)

191. If a guy that you have a huge crush on hangs around another girl 24/7 and says he'll protect her forever, that is a clue that he likes her and nothing you can do can change it. Move on! (Danielle Paul)

192. If you are a villain who has the heroes down or running for their lives, finish them off! Don't let them get away! If you do, your weakness will be figured out sooner or later, and you'll be the one fighting for your life! (Danielle Paul)

193. If you are a prince and want to be king, forget it! You'll just end up in an early grave! (Danielle Paul)

194. Never try to boss Mazoku around! They won't hesitate to kill you! In fact, you really shouldn't rely on them to keep their end of the bargain anyway. (Danielle Paul)

195. WARNING! If you are wealthy, never negotiate payment with a certain red-head if you want her to do something for you. She'll just want more. Instead, don't tell her how much she'll get until the job is done. As long as the payment is fair, she'll take what you give her. (Danielle Paul)

196. If a certain red-head is mad at you, offer her money and keep offering her more money until she'll let you live! (Danielle Paul)

197. Don't waste your time trying to bring your girlfriend back from the dead. She'll just want you to kill her again anyway. (Danielle Paul)

198. Don't think just because you created a clone of your crush that he'll treat you any better than the original did. (Danielle Paul)

199. If Ashford and Zelgadis have a kid, it'll look like Lina. (Danielle Paul)

200. If Lina and Gourry have a kid, it'll look like Amelia. (Danielle Paul)

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