#401 - #500
401. NEVER, under any circumstances, even if she begs and pleads, teach a Black Haired justice-crazed Princess the Dragu Slave. (Oni-Gourry)
402. If you hear a little red-head chant "Darkness beyond Twilight, Crimson beyond blood that flows...", run. Run very fast. Don't stop for a brief second to see if she's finished. Heck, don't even try running away, it won't work, you're screwed. (Oni-Gourry)
403. If given a choice between trusting a blind priest that has a reputation for healing others who are blind and a creepy Chimera that has tried to kill you several times, trust the Chimera. (Oni-Gourry)
404. The howling demon sword may be weaker than the sword of light, but it is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo much cooler! (Oni-Gourry)
405. Manipulation is a crime worthy of having to face the Dragu Slave. (Oni-Gourry)
406. An evil Priest is insane enough to have a magic Teddy Bear in his lab. (Oni-Gourry)
407. "Sore Wa ... Himitsu Desu!" (Oni-Gourry)
408. If the Dragu Slave doesn't work, Giga Slave it! If, however, you are concerned about the fact that you might reduce the universe to a pile of shreds, the Ragna Blade will have to do. (The LoN no Miko)
409. Any meal tastes ten time better when charged on the tab of the Royal House of Saillune. (The LoN no Miko)
410. Life is Wonderful! (The LoN no Miko)
411. The Sword of Light is your ticket to everything, from facing a challenge from a guy in a floppy hat to being able to rescue your girlfriend to helping said girlfriend kick Shabranigdo's great big rear from here to next week. (The LoN no Miko)
412. Remember, even though your sister frightens the living daylights out of you, if she doesn't want to do it, it means she's scared to. (The LoN no Miko)
413. The one step ticket to getting a high quality sarcophagus and pyramid built in less than two minutes is to hand Lina a letter from her sister. (The LoN no Miko)
414. If you see a girl with purple hair that covers her eyes, carrying a large staff and wearing a waitresses' outfit, you'd better pray to L-Sama she doesn't see you. (The LoN no Miko)
415. Characters with similar hairstyles always end up together. (If you've noticed, Lina and Gourry have similar hairstyles [long everything], and so do Amelia & Zel [long bangs, with that triangle thing in the back] and Filia & Valgarv [the three-inch hair lift a' la Allen Schezar]. Of course, that also makes a Xelloss/Sylphiel/Luna/LoN grouping, but that's another story). (The LoN no Miko)
416. Never utter the words, "Lina the Pink" around a certain redhead. (I know it's from the manga, but it's hilarious anyway...just imagine it). (The LoN no Miko)
417. When a certain group of adventurers is being killed off one by one by a mazoku lord, the justice freak will always have the worst death, whereas the two people whom the redhead has the greatest aversion to (Zangulus & Martina) have the best ones. (The LoN no Miko)
418. You can't be the best without knowing the big and the small stuff! (The LoN no Miko)
419. Even an idiot can learn one trick. (The LoN no Miko)
420. You can buy a castle on prime real estate, fully furnished, with the servants included, for only 30 million ! (The LoN no Miko)
421. Either pay up, or shut up! (The LoN no Miko)
422. Chimeras don't have eyebrows. (The LoN no Miko)
423. If you toss a coin into a fountain and ring the bells expecting good things to happen to you, the bells will invariably fall on your head. (The LoN no Miko)
424. If you're facing a warp to another dimension, never keep pulling your hands in and out for a prolonged amount of time, or else it will have detrimental effects on your sanity. (The LoN no Miko)
425. If the redhead tells you to split up after dark, always follow her because she's just trying to avoid involving anyone else. (The LoN no Miko)
426. Of course, regardless of whether you follow her or not, you'll all end up being transported to where she is by the evil mazoku lord anyway. (The LoN no Miko)
427. Shabranigdo will never truly die, because if he did, then Lina wouldn't be able to cast the Dragu Slave! And that would just suck all the fun out of Slayers. (The LoN no Miko)
428. If anyone ever punishes you by making you massage their shoulders, count your blessings, 'cause that's getting off very lightly! (The LoN no Miko)
429. A chef will always buy the leftover jellyfish and sea cucumbers from your battles because they're so fresh. (The LoN no Miko)
430. If you won't consider doing the King a favour because your partner destroyed half the city with a deformed stone dragon, then he'll just have to pay you an absurd amount of money. (The LoN no Miko)
431. Gourry is part elf! (The LoN no Miko)
432. When travelling with Lina, always carry a shaker of salt just in case. (The LoN no Miko)
433. Befis Bring can get you into more trouble than it can get you out of. (The LoN no Miko)
434. No matter how much you hate someone, whenever you need to break into pairs, you always get stuck with that person (Filia and Xellos). (Zsamalina)
435. There's never an inappropriate time to have a cup of tea. (Zsamalina)
436. A sinking ship will never upset a Chimera as long as he has a guitar. (Zsamalina)
437. When facing cute guys with diamond shaped pupils, use extreme caution. (Black Jade)
438. Never mention "bunny suit" around Zel. (Black Jade)
439. Never interrupt pint sized penguins when they're otherwise engaged. (Black Jade)
440. If a priest's eyes are both closed, he's in a good mood. (Black Jade)
441. If one eye is open, he's ticked off. (Black Jade)
442. If both eyes are open--RUN! (Black Jade)
443. It is possible to reduce someone practically to tears with just a megaphone and a couple words. (No, not "dragon slave". . .) (Black Jade)
444. Never pick on somebody with an extremely powerful talisman, else you'll get it back majorly. (Black Jade)
445. No matter how big the Raguna blade is, the petite redhead can always lift it. (Black Jade)
446. Just because someone's golden and "peaceful" doesn't mean they're nice. (Black Jade)
447. Ancient Dragon blood and Mazoku blood do NOT mix well. (Black Jade)
448. Mizoku are a law unto themselves. (Black Jade)
449. Red foxes have a thing for explosions. (Black Jade)
450. The bad guy's minions almost always have one eye. (Black Jade)
451. When in doubt, A) pray, or B) have a cup of tea. (Black Jade)
452. When travelling with Lina Inverse, make sure you're not the only one with local currency. (Black Jade)
453. AVOID THE DRADORA SURPRISE! (Black Jade)
454. Don't join forces with someone unless you're sure they're on your side. (Black Jade)
455.When people go into shock they look like their faces are melting. (Black Jade)
456. If a guy has long bangs, his right eye is invariably covered. (Black Jade)
457. Most villains have intriguing pasts. (Black Jade)
458. Don't kill red foxes, because they probably have exceedingly sweet nephews. (Black Jade)
459. Don't light a bomb until you KNOW it's time to throw it. (Black Jade)
460. It doesn't matter whether she's exceedingly powerful-- Just don't let her hear you say otherwise. (Black Jade)
461. Don't save a red fox's life unless you want a permanent tagalong. (Black Jade)
462. Money, vengeance and food are life's only driving forces. (Black Jade)
463. A powerful electric shock is an effective method of waking up dragon priestesses. (Black Jade)
464. Don't even try blasting a dragon slave straight into a dragon/mazoku's body--He'll shake it off and you'll just be exhausted. (Black Jade)
465. The uncannily serious Chimera always ends up with the weirdest costumes. (Black Jade)
466. A human/demon/golem may be silent, serious, mysterious, calm and dignified, but still play an acoustic guitar. (Black Jade)
467. The Badguys are just about always good-looking, or have a good-looking servant. (Eike)
468. Your fave character will end up with the smallest role (in comparison to Lina and Gourry...) (Eike)
469. If there's a prophecy of doom, the one who had the vision most likely caused it. (i.e.: Saichouro-sama. By killing the ancient dragons, caused Val to turn mazoku. Gaav died, made Val want vengeance and summon Darkstar.) (Eike)
470. There is no good reason why you're fighting. (Eike)
471. Just because they have a pre-destined lover, doesn't mean you can't write fanfiction and change all that... (Eike)
472. Badguys are cool, but only the male ones. (Eike)
473. Every baddy will invariably be destroyed. No matter how well thought-out your plan, by being evil you have already condemned it to failure. (Eike)
474. If you're going to annoy someone on purpose, make sure that either you're more powerful than they are, or that you're much much much faster. (Dark Silence no Hime)
475. When in doubt, drink tea or pray. Or hit Xellos over the head with the mace. Either one works. (Dark Silence no Hime)
476. The more cute someone new is, the more likely that they're evil. (Xel...Phibrizzo...Valgaav...list goes on...) (Dark Silence no Hime)
477. No matter if you're male or female, purplish-black hair cut between your chin and your shoulders will always look good. (Dark Silence no Hime)
478. It's the little things you don't explicitly say that really end up causing trouble. (Such as not explicitly saying you're on someone's side...) (Dark Silence no Hime)
479. Villains who look way kewl as adults always look adorable as children. (Dark Silence no Hime)
480. "It was more amusing that way" won't exactly get you off the hook for dragging a priestess into a town where dragons are forbidden. (Dark Silence no Hime)
481. Revenge is sweet. It's sweeter when accompanied by an evil laugh. (Dark Silence no Hime)
482. Don't try dropping a golden dragon on your enemy...they don't make very effective weapons. (Dark Silence no Hime)
483. Never ask the Mazoku to read the mysterious writing. Chances are that he can only read the first half, which will contain absolutely NO information worth knowing. (Dark Silence no Hime)
484. Fangirls (such as myself) can be very scary and overobsessed. If you want to avoid insanity, avoid too much contact with crazy fangirls. (Dark Silence no Hime)
485. Leaving "Sore Wa Himitsu Desu" (the instrumental Xellos theme) on repeat for more than thirty minutes is never a good idea. (Dark Silence no Hime)
486. The most dense person will always get the coolest weapon. (Akikaze)
487. No matter how thin, petite, skinny and slim a girl may be, she can always find some way to fit a huge weapon in her dress. (Akikaze)
488. Purple hair and secrets are terribly attractive. (Akikaze)
489. If your guy trims his hair with wire cutters, he's one tough cookie. (Akikaze)
490. If you like some certain jewelry a whole lot, NEVER offer to sell it, not even for 5.5 million bucks.
491. Patience is NOT a virtue. (Akikaze)
492. Good manners mean nothing when the entree hits the table.
493. If your crush is mysterious, immortal, demonic, a smartass, and always keeps secrets, BACK OFF! That boy is mine! (Akikaze)
494. Money can fix anything and everything. (Akikaze)
495. So can the Claire Bible. (Akikaze)
496. However, people named Clair Bibble should be avoided in any quest for the Bible. (Akikaze)
497. Women with green hair and skulls on their shoulders have really complicated last names. (Akikaze)
498. DO NOT, under any circumstances, make fun of guys with horns. (Akikaze)
499. Don't call that little purple-haired guy "namagomi", ever. (Akikaze)
500. Picking on the guy in the orange trenchcoat is not advised. (Akikaze)