#700 - #800

701. The best way to distract Gourry: "Look! It’s a distraction!" (Aika)

702. Every cute guy (okay so this applies to other animes too) either has a girlfriend, is supposed to have a girlfriend, or dies. (Aika)

703. The Monstrous Zoalmelgustar works in strange ways…(Aika)

704. Little frogs that drink booze (aka liquid crack) are more evil than you would think. (Aika)

705. Don't give the sword of Light to the overworlder, he'll just lose it, and it will end up in a toy box in Lost Universe (look closely!) (Tarik)

706. If it is cool and powerful in Slayers, it's namesake will be cool and powerful in Lost Universe. (Tarik)

707. If Nahga is the one who drinks too much, why does the bottle of Slayers brand wine in Lost Universe have Lina on the label?......That is a secret! (Tarik)

708. Beware of purple-haired priests. Chances are, they want to use you for something. (Kayleen Metalium)

709. Whenever you hear *cling cling*, and it's a dude with red robes, RUN. (Kayleen Metalium)

710. When you are out at sea, don't cast the Dragon Slave. Chances are, you'll form a REALLY big title wave and ruin the port you just came from. (Kayleen Metalium)

711. Dressing up like a Sailor Scout and dancing will NOT give you a big, cool spell. (Kayleen Metalium)

712. Never EVER look up a girl's skirt, even if you think you saw a tail. She's most likely going to carry a heavy mace and slam you all over the place with it. (Kayleen Metalium)

713. JUST because a guy is a total idiot, it doesn't mean he can't spot out a mazoku in the group before everyone else. It's his animal instinct. (Kayleen Metalium)

714. When a group of girls and men-in-drag get together, the girls will be the ones mistaken for males. (Axces)

715. Femile is not a good place to go to when looking of pretty girls. You'll just find 'pretty' guys. (Axces)

716. The ultimate lord of darkness seems to glow pretty brightly. (Axces)

717. The sea of chaos is remarkably calm.

718. Only people who watch Slayers are crazy enough to contribute to a list like this (Including Me :-p) (Axces)

719. If a problem can't be solved by the Dragon Slave, just Giga Slave it. (If it fails, you wouldn't want to have to live on with the problem anyway.) (U.S.)

720. To beat someone strong, just get help from someone stronger. (U.S.)

721. The Lord of Nightmares is a single mom (you've never heard of the father of all things, have you?) with lots of troubling kids. (U.S.)

722. Just say, "It's a secret" if you don't want to answer the question. (U.S.)

723. Better not make your big sister angry. (U.S.)

724. Don't practice black magic or shamanism in the house. (U.S.)

725. If there is an item that's really important, just take it and hide it away in a place that only you know (for later use, like the Bless Blade). (U.S.)

726. The best method for finding your way out of a maze is to drop a stick and follow the direction it points. (U.S.)

727. Fishmen are disgusting and yummy too! (U.S.)

728. Never be fooled by people's appearance. (U.S.)

729. You wouldn't want to invite Filia to Ashford's restaurant. (Dragon cooking). (U.S.)

730. Never make a pretty woman with a tail angry. (U.S.)

731. If you're a pretty woman attacked by bad guys, a handsome man will ALWAYS come to the rescue. (U.S.)

732. Better be a good guy, else you'll ALWAYS end up losing. (U.S.)

733. Be sure to wear a bunny suit if you're ever going to a tower full of marionettes. (U.S.)

734. A book doesn't have to be made of paper. (U.S.)

735. If you ever encounter a mazoku, just start singing, "Life is Wonderful". (U.S.)

736. Food and money are all that matters. (U.S.)

737. Princesses are always dumb and weird. (U.S.)

738. Being a chimera isn't so bad. (U.S.)

739. Main characters NEVER die. (U.S.)

740. If you ever find yourself on a ghost ship, don't eat or take anything because they're only illusions. (U.S.)

741. Disguise yourself as a woman, and you'll never be suspected. (U.S.)

742. Two wrongs make a right. (U.S.)

743. the best way to wake a dragon is to zap it. (U.S.)

744. The girliest girl is always a boy. (U.S.)

745. If you can use magic, who needs technology? (U.S.)

746. A normal sword costs 500 silver coins. (U.S.)

747. If you are in search of any rare items, just attack the local bandits. (U.S.)

748. If you want to become the best swordsman, you must sacrifice your intelligence. (U.S.)

749. Trust me, you don't want to have any business with a princess. (U.S.)

750. Your great-grandfather doesn't have to look any older than your big brother. (U.S.)

751. If you're a fishman who wants to become human, just fall in love with one and drink the potion. (U.S.)

752. Before you become a super hero, you must master the art of making cool entrances. (U.S.)

753. Original spells are the most powerful ones. (U.S.)

754. You can use the Laguna Blade to cut anything. (U.S.)

755. The longer the spell is, the stronger it is. (U.S.)

756. The enemy (the big boss type) will ALWAYS give you time to chant your extra long spell. (U.S.)

757. The Sword of Light uses your mind as a battery. (U.S.)

758. If you want to capture Lina, just put a Unicorn's Horn in a dumb trap. (U.S.)

759. Long hair doesn't need to be tied. (U.S.)

760. Being part elf doesn't mean you HAVE to be smart. (U.S.)

761. If you see a waitress who has hair covering her eyes and who always wears a smile, she must be a knight of Ceiphied. (U.S.)

762. The dinner table IS a battlefield. (U.S.)

763. A kiss is worth more than 5000 gold coins. (U.S.)

764. You don't need to learn the small spells in order to learn the big ones. (U.S.)

765. Summoning the Lord of Nightmares really isn't such a bad thing. (U.S.)

766. Don't panic if you're ever separated from your friends because you'll ALWAYS manage to get back together somehow. (U.S.)

767. To cheer Zel up, just keep calling him a "Heartless Magic-Using Swordsman".(U.S.)

768. The Ra Tilt is the strongest (and the most useless) spell. (U.S.)

769. Never mind what happens to your friends. Just win the battle and everything will be fine. (U.S.)

770. The greatest insult you can give a sorcerer is to call them third-rate. (U.S.)

771. If you ever meet Xelloss, just give up and let him use you. (U.S.)

772. Filia is underpaid. (U.S.)

773. The ship isn't important to a captain. (U.S.)

774. Special effects are what makes a hero, a hero. (U.S.)

775. Do NOT practice your justice speech on a tree in a thunderstorm. (U.S.)

776. Brass Rackets is a dangerous sport. (U.S.)

777. A serious gold dragon can pull off the best joke ever. (U.S.)

778. Never try spells that involve singing and dancing in weird costumes. (U.S.)

779. Zoamelgustar DOES exist. (In Martina's heart at least). (U.S.)

780. You can make enough money making plastic flowers to hire high-level monsters. (U.S.)

781. Lina has 2 dots on her forehead just like Tsunami from Tenchi Muyo. (U.S.)

782. When summoning Zanaffar, be sure to cut down Flagoon first. (U.S.)

783. To scare off bandits or dragons, just call yourself "Lina Inverse".(U.S.)

784. Dragon Spooker is the last thing you want to call Lina. (U.S.)

785. It's only a matter of time before that red fox invents the nuclear bomb. (U.S.)

786. Orihalcon is the best metal of all, even better than titanium! (U.S.)

787. Old people are SCARY. (U.S.)

788. If you're going fishing, be sure to bring Gourry along as bait, and Zel along as weight. (U.S.)

789. Don't think too much before acting. (U.S.)

790. Filia and Xelloss are REALLY compatible. (U.S.)

791. you can make snowmen out of rocks. (U.S.)

792. Forbidden areas are the BEST areas for investigation. (U.S.)

793. Copy Rezo is cool. (U.S.)

794. Just manipulate words well, and you can turn an insult into a praise. (U.S.)

795. The astral plane is all that matters. (U.S.)

796. Heroes get the girls. Girls get the money. (U.S.)

797. By saying "In the name of Justice", everything you do will be just. (U.S.)

798. Prophecies NEVER tell the details, else they wouldn't be called prophecies. (U.S.)

799. Peacemen are usually better at disturbing the peace, than preserving it. (U.S.)