These next ones were sent in by Robert Hudson

200. If you’re a cop then your partner will inevitably stab you in the back, or blow your arm off.

201. Porn is acceptable viewing material for police while at work.

202. Computer OS’s in the future will be reminiscent of a 1960s LSD induced hallucination

203. Despite the fact your main mode of transportation is an aircraft capable of destroying heavily armed capital ships someone will still steal your tires and leave your ship on cinderblocks.

204. Stuffed animals always contain large amounts of explosives.

205. When another spaceship crashes into yours it’s a bad idea to try and escape by opening a door into the area where they collided.

206. Never pay money to try and guess someone’s name, they always win.

207. Cigarette butts should always be regarded with suspicion. They could actually be transmitters.

208. The police have the best equipment the future world can offer… until the ten year old girl hacks their computers and turns their ships into toy planes.

(From the Cowboy Bebop movie)

209. Chinese checkers will be the death of us all.

210. When robbing a convenience store, stay in the bathroom.

211. No matter how large the explosion, unless you see the body, he’s not really dead.

212. When someone says you smell like them, it might just be a compliment.

These next few were sent in by Liz

213. Engrish (and even Spanish) always results in a bad ending (drug smuggling ladies, blonde cowboys, springy assassins, and even Spike himself).

214. Its not always best to party with people, especially bloodthirsty crazy men at carnivals.

215. Stay away from the large animals, they'll always hurt you.

216. Deep down, even assassins have feelings.

217. Despite being blown away by a series of aerial cartwheels and being shot at, getting slapped by an angry woman will always hurt more.

218. No matter what you do, the suit will always look good.

219. All planets play jazz and blues.

220. Never ask how far along a woman is, however pregnant she may look. She'll either get upset, or she'll think you know the truth about her drug vials and try to kill you.

221. Drugs aren't what you should worry about, its the jealous past friend/gang leader you should think about.

222. If someone's off key, let it slide. Comments about it could come back to bite (or hit) you.

223. Dumb and kooky as someone may seem, they can probably hack into your computer/the national data base/police records etc in a matter of seconds (with their toes!).

224. Goggles are neccesary for hacking.

225. No matter how dorky they may look in chem class, the true brains always wear goggles.

226. Truly the best hosts for a show are a black man and a dumb blonde woman with a revealing shirt and big breasts.

227. Despite all attempts to get a bounty safely and efficiently, there's always something that sets you back.

228. However big the bounty is, the price of damaged buildings and ships will cancel it out, and you'll still be broke.

229. Good friends will follow you for life, especially if they're dogs.

230. Strange mushrooms found in the desert are best to be avoided.

231. No matter how much you try to hide it, if you were a cheerleader in the past, it will all come back to you (on beta no less).

232. Beta is by far the best video system.

233. Ships have a higher success rate of working post-kick than beta players.

234. No matter what doctors say, you can survive on a steady diet of bell peppers and cigarettes.

235. In the future, cigarettes will be free, but the price of food (excluding bell peppers) will increase drastically. So will postage rates.

236. It's alright to talk (and cheer) to yourself, especially when its on a video tape to be sent into the future

237. When guessing the name of someone with the initials 'V.T.', make sure the name you guess actually starts with a 'V'." (Celestin)

238. Promises are meant to be broken. In fact most are (session 9 jammin with edward)(Bebop589)

239. Dont put sun screen on when you see a kid with red hair unless you want her rubbing her cheek on your leg. (Bebop589)

240. Music boxes make good hiding places--for seeds, transmitters, explosives...(Skys Tear)

241. When choosing someone to believe in... make sure it isn't Vicious.(Skys Tear)

242. Now we know why all of the saxophonists in band were so messed up... (Skys Tear)

243. If somebody shoots you in the chest with a tranquilizer dart and you think he's killed you, his brother is a whole lot nicer to you. (Sarah Z. Aka Gummi/Edward)

244. Life isn't so bad if you only have to live it once. (ZATMY2005)

245. The bravest people in the world are the ones who are willing to give their life for another's. (ZATMY2005)

246. The good die young. The cute die even younger. (ZATMY2005)

247. As long as you play the Harmonica and were in the gate accident you can get shot in between the eyes and live. (Penquins0485)

248. If Spike has a hangover, don't spill his egg. (Jennifer)

249. Buy a cat, they scare all the right people. (Drk2nite09)

250. Learn to do the Ed-walk. Really. (ichigo)

251. You'll ALWAYS be in the wrong place at the wrong time it there is a balloon-shaped assasin involved (~Roxy/Starling)

252. There's nothing worse than a rival bounty hunter. (~Roxy/Starling)

253. Learn to swim in toilet water. (~Roxy/Starling)

254. You're never too tough to wear an apron. (Deogan)

255. Even if you can't afford food, you can always afford satellite television. (Trina)

256. No matter how badly a pilot treats his ship in battle, he'll most likely become hysterical when it gets vandalized. (Trina)

257. If someone can play music like a genius, its usually a bad sign. (Trina)

258. In the future, all people will have unorthodox names, due to the fact they have to name themselves. (Trina)

259. The dog knows what its talking about. (Trina)

260. Life's a bitch, and then you die (hopefully). (Trina)

261. Helium is fun, whether Spike likes it or not. (Katie Knox)

262. When you need to use an egg for your drink, to play with it...it may end up in your lap!" --from Heavy Metal Queen. (Izzy)

263. What I learned about life from Cowboy Bebop is that even when exposed to a hard vaccum like Dave from" 2001 a space oddisey" You will not only stay healthy, but carry on to get the bad guy too. (A.R.C.)

264. "...hunger is the best spice." - Spike Spiegel (Real Folk Blues part 2) (cru_jones420)

265. Pay attention in high school physics class - "Matter enclosed in hyperspace can be viewed normally by the naked eye, but of course, it can never interact with matter in this plain of reality." - Jet Black (Gateway Shuffle) (cru_jones420)

266. "You have to be like water." - Spike Spiegel (along with Bruce Lee of course) forget the name of the episode (cru_jones420)

267. If you don't have pockets, you can always swallow something and choke it up later when you need it. (PINGWORLD)

268. Think before saying things like "all is fair in love and war". It could somehow relate to everyone around you. (PINGWORLD)

269. The cigarettes and sodas that we have in the present will live forever by the year 2071. (Amy Spiegel)

270. NEVER read your horoscope. (boogie woogie feng shui ) (Amy Spiegel)

271. It's cool to have a pet around the ship, even if you hate pets. (Amy Spiegel)

272. Some women are sluts but helpful in bounty combat. (Amy Spiegel)

273. (movie) If Spike dresses like a janitor, pray that he will work in your school so you can skip class to be with him. (women only) (Amy Spiegel)

274. No matter how stupid you may look to others, always dress up as a pumpkinhead for Halloween. (Amy Spiegel)

These next few are by Jessica Coleman

275. Wearing biking shorts,white tanks,going barefoot, and having messy hair is very fashionable.

276. Faye will never get a wedgie.Ever.

277. It's not a good idea to steal dirty magazines from big ladies who can put you in the headlock with one arm.

278. Walking in on a hermaphrodite in the shower can be frightening.

279. No matter what your mommy says, you can swallow a cigarette.

280. There's something about blue.

281. If you happen to swallow certain small objects, you can hock 'em back up, much to the dismay of your friends.

282. **spoiler** Unwanted death of main character minus Vicious(the bastard)plus really sad song(doves flying don't make it better)equals at least 10 minutes for you to stop crying an realize CB is over. For me, at least.

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