Lord Dornkirk tells Folken the gist of his diabolical plan...

The machine stirs into motion. With it's power, Dornkirk can change the T's personality, even his very form.

At this moment, Mr. T finds himself in the city of Palas, the capitol of Asturia, searching for parts with which to repair his custom van. Somewhere out on the streets, he runs into Hitomi and Merle...

 

Mr. T tells her of the interesting things he's seen lying in the city junkyards...... Things like giant robotic arms and stuff... Stuff which might be of use to him, he thinks... Suddenly, the T stops in his tracks--

The lightning subsides... In the spot where Mr. T formerly was, there now stands---

The T begins to belt out a tune at the top of his lungs.." Oh, I was dreamin when I wrote this, so sue me if it goes astray--"*.....

Hitomi and Merle stare at each other as this strange song continues, then concludes...

"1999?" Merle shrugs..."Is there some significance to that date? Is a party which takes place in that year supposed to be more fun than any other party?" The T does not answer. Instead, he begins another song...

"Gemini rising on the 7th day
Makin' MAD SEX, until U're in my arms, OK?"

Hitomi and Merle blush a deep shade of red. A crowd starts to gather. Mr. T now begins belting out a whole series of songs, all of which contain lyrics like the ones written below:

"I used 2 have mad sex in the CENSORED morning
I used 2 have mad sex in the afternoon...
I used 2 have mad sex when me and
CENSORED...
2
CENSORED another room..."

Hitomi and Merle now cover their ears. What happened to Mr. T, they wondered....Could this man now belting bawdy lyrics before them really be the same heroic man they'd come to know? The man who called himself the champion of children? The drinker of milk? The defender of youth centers? Something just wasn't right...

Right about this time, Van decides to show up...

Just who was this strangely dressed man in their midst? Where did the Mr. T they knew and loved GO anyway?... It was a mystery they'd have to get to the bottom of, sooner or later...

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*All lyrics, property of the Artist Formerly Known as Prince, Presently Known as a Nice Guy who Does NOT Sue Poor People....
....Right? (nervous laughter)....