The T slowly advances towards Lina Inverse….

Lina realizes there is nothing humanly possible she can do to stop the T. Her Dragon Slave has failed… She thinks of her ultimate spell, the GIGA SLAVE, which she had used to defeat the Dark Lord, Shabranigdo….Such a spell could, if cast wrong, possibly swallow all of creation into a destructive void of swirling chaos…She knew that this was a spell she could not risk casting -Not even at her strongest, most vilest of foes…..
On the other hand…..This Mr. T guy is really starting to piss her off…….

She seizes the Sword of Light from Gourry's hands and begins casting the spell of Ultimate Destruction. Black lightning courses through the forest, the sky turns dark and clouds swirl.......Fortunately for Lina (and for the world), the spell does not get out of control....Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be having much of an effect on the Dark Lord T...
Rezo looks on, bemused.....

The spell winds down..Lina, sighing, realizes she may just have met her match…

She turns to Gourry and quickly whispers in his ear as the T makes his final approach.

Gourry goes running off into the woods. Lina summons some tears and does her best to look humble and vulnerable (which ISN'T easy). Her eyes go into "twinkly-star" mode and she starts to stagger around, squeaking in a little puppy voice....

The T finds himself moved by this strange, unsettling display...


Gourry comes bounding out of the woods at top speed, closing in behind Mr. T…


To Lina and Gourry's horror, the sword of light fizzles and dies…The "genius swordsman" fumbles with it and soon finds the reason why…..


Lina turns to the T who is now looming over her..All she can think of to say is a variant on a lame joke she once heard on an episode of Red Dwarf......

The T is not amused…Click here to see me whup this Lina foo'!