Star-nosed Mole Chat-ups

Classic Chat-up lines...

...for Star-nosed Moles.

(For those who have lead deprived lives, here is a picture of a star-nosed mole. How can you not love 'em??)

"I happen to think tentacles look best on faces."

"We can hug, kiss, and hold hands-- all with just our faces."

"Is that an octopus on your face or are you just happy to see me?"

"Wanna see what it does?"

"Yeah, but I don't have to worry about nasal hair."

"If you go out with me, I'll bring my nose, too..."

"No, I did NOT just sneeze..."

"Has anyone got a comb?"

"No, it won't play Amazing Grace."

"I know this great Italian place that does the best spaghetti."

"Wanna see me deal cards?"

"Wait till it blooms!"