• Capitalism -- He who dies with the most toys, wins.
• Hari Krishna -- He who play with most toys, wins.
• Catholicism -- He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
• Angelican -- They were our our toys first.
• Greek Orthodox -- No, they were OURS first.
• Branch Davidians -- He who dies playing with the biggets toys, wins.
• Atheism -- Ther is no toy maker.
• Polytheism -- Ther are many toy makers.
• Evolutionism -- The toys made themselves.
• Church of Christ, Scientist -- We are the toys.
• Native American -- The toys are our brothers and sisters.
• Communism -- Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to hell if we catch you selling yours.
• B'Hai -- All toys are just fine with us.
• Amish -- Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
• Taoism -- The doll is as important as the dumptruck.
• Mormonism -- Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
• Voodoo -- Let me borrow that doll for a second.
• Hedonism -- To heck with the rule book! Let's play!
• Hinduism -- He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.
• 7th Day Adventist -- He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
• Church of Christ -- He whose toys make music, loses.
• Baptist -- Once played, always played.
• Jehovah's Witnesses -- He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
• Pentecostalism -- He shose toys can talk, wins.
• Existentialism -- Toys are a figment of your imagination.
• Confucianism --Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.
• Non-denominationalism -- We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them.
• Agnosticism -- It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference.
• Wiccan -- Toys work best under a full moon. 

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