#201 thru #300
201. Never tell a clone what accomplishments the original did, he'll just want to do everything better. (Danielle Paul)
202. Fruitcakes are more powerful than they look! (Danielle Paul)
203. If you spend most of the time whining and complaining, don't be surprised that all your friends nominate you as the anchor! (Danielle Paul)
204. No matter how powerful a sorcerer or swordsman you are, a really huge loud guy with no magic background or weapons will scare the crap out of you. (Danielle Paul)
205. If a certain Trickster priest is smiling, he probably knows something you don't. That or he just thought of another way to annoy you. (Danielle Paul)
206. If the creator of the show has already picked out a sweetheart for you, it is a waste of time chasing around someone else. The person you develop a crush on will never be what you expected and you'll end up looking like an idiot. Never challenge the creator! (Danielle Paul)
207. Just because you're a master of white magic, doesn't mean you can cast the most powerful Black Magic Spell as well as the small breasted sorceress. (demonlord)
208. Never trust an old guy who visits you in dreams. Chances are he gives you a useless reward for saving an entire island. (b b )
209. Never ever use the Giga Slave. Chances are you'll A. Kill your enemy B. Suck the life force out of anyone in the vicinity and C. Change the world to an empty void with no chance of survival (b b )
210. Never trust the blind guy who's wearing red robes and who says he will take care of your statue. He has an evil demon trapped in his eyes. (b b )
211. Bad guys always seem to have more fun. Just listen to their laugh. Maniacal, isn't it? (b b )
212. Rezo took laughing lessons from Naga.(b b )
213. You'll never see the original Vrumugun, only copies (though if you look real close in Slayers Next, you have a good chance of seeing him somewhere).(demonlord)
214. When the chips are down and the world is about to end, the best way to sooth the soul is a chicken dinner for ten. (Silver)
215. No matter how hopeless it seems, there's always food (b b ).
216. Life may suck, but it's always funny to someone (b b )
217. Dressing Zelgadis up in a ridiculous costume is always funny (Jeff Turner)
218. Putting "ogre pants" on Zelgadis is always funny, even if he was already dressed in a ridiculous costume (Jeff Turner)
219. If a child resembles Chibi-Usa(Rini) from Sailor Moon, she's probably just as annoying. (Nursehjb20)
220. Zel is hot and he always will be!! Even when wearing a dress or bunny costume!! (Nursehjb20)
221. The biggest, scariest bad guy always shows up last and Jeffrey-kun will surely rise like a phoenix and save us all!! (Nursehjb20)
222. If your husband leaves to get milk, you shouldn't wait for three years to go looking for him after he doesn't return. (Nursehjb20)
223. Ogre pants are a hilarious accent to any outfit!!^_^ (Nursehjb20)
224. Annoying girls are often quite slutty!! (Nursehjb20)
225. Xello's voice in the dub makes me laugh till I cry!! (true story you know) at least according to (Nursehjb20)
226. Zel doesn't love Amelia, he loves me!! (Nursehjb20)
227. Sometimes, when there's nothing left, no hope at all, there's always your ear-drum shattering laugh. (b b )
228. Never insult the puny green-haired kid. Chances are, he has an army of zombie-like people (Snicker) Yeah, right! But seriously, his country has a custom of having a masked stranger come out of the shadows with a big mallet and beats the hell out of someone (b b )
229. Some people are evil. Other people just have an annoying laugh. (b b)
230. Some people, no matter how many clones you make of them, are just bound to die. Get over it ! (b b )
231. Life's a b&*%! Get used to it! (b b)
232. When you're being frustrated by penguins and pig-men, a big destructive boom-boom will do the trick. (MiShi)
233. When no one knows who the purple haired guy is, the little girl with the pink hair seems to. (MiShi)
234. The Lord of Nightmares only answers to bad-@ss red-heads. (MiShi)
235. Annoying laughs run in the family. (MiShi)
236. If you're a bad@ss redhead and some hellmaster or manifestation of an evil demon (cough)*Zanaffar*(cough) wants you to do the Giga Slave, take his offer. Either you will kill him, or destroy the universe. A coin toss ain't bad! (b b)
237. Never let the redhead b*&$@ get away. She'll have the key to your destruction when she comes back. (b b)
238. If you're going to worship a demon, it's usually more impressive to worship one you didn't just make up yourself. (mccarron)
239. One third golem/demon/humans are simply too cool. (mccarron)
240. Any comic relief villain who spends most of his episodes wrapped up in gauze, then becomes a good guy after unwrapping them, will immediately become one of your favorite characters. (mccarron)
241. Werewolf trolls are funny, but deadly. (mccarron)
242. Acorns can become a surprisingly effective weapon. (mccarron)
243. "That is a secret" sounds much cooler in Japanese. (mccarron)
244. Poetry can make an unbelievably powerful spell even cooler.(Dragu Slave) (mccarron)
245. Chimeras enjoy being called "a heartless mystical swordsman." (mccarron)
246. Believe it or not, there are even gay dragons. (mccarron)
247. Don't trust a red-head's recipes for fish. (mccarron)
248. Just because the swordsman is as dense as a rock doesn't mean he can be beat in a man to man fight. (mccarron)
249. If you see a demon who looks like a frog, run like mad and hire someone who knows the Dragu Slave. (mccarron)
250. The Shadow Snap is menacingly cool. (mccarron)
251. You can easily catch a magic using princess without hassle by: (A) tying her up while she makes a speech about justice, (B) offering her companions an obscenely excessive amount of money, or (C) promise to teach her the Dragu Slave. (mccarron)
252. Justice is cool, albeit annoying. (b b )
253. Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, but a full-sized pyramid and sarcophagus can be created from scratch in ten seconds. (The Mighty Lobo).
254. Priests, kids, and sorcerers are nothing but trouble. Stay out of the way, or you will be assimilated. (b b)
255. If you like the cute guy with the tragic past, the writers will immediately pair him up with a highly annoying justice freak. (Stacey)
256. If you're a chimera, caffeine won't make you hyper no matter how much coffee you drink. (Stacey)
257. If you're a chimera with a self-esteem problem, odds are you have a fanclub of drooling girls drawing hentai of you 24/7. (I swear I haven't done that!) (Stacey)
258. If you badmouth them, warriors of JUSTICE will come after you. This includes Magic-users, Knights, and mech pilots. (Zel-chan)
259. Never stop the moment you're about to kill your enemy and gloat. That one moment promises to be your downfall. (Elienta)
260. Protectors can be used as shields, bait, and as punching bags. (Fugato^.^)
261. Protectors are smart in a fight but dumb everywhere else! (Fugato^.^)
262. Drinking loads of coffee will never stunt your growth (or maybe it's that damn chimera metabolism....) (Natalie-chan)
263. ALL golem/ demon/ human chimeras will look TREMENDOUS in black. (Natalie-chan)
264. All chimeras named "Zelgadis" will be followed around by a short ,pudgy, brown-haired girl (me!) who's constantly trying to hug him. (Natalie-chan)
265. All chimeras named "Zelgadis" will also be followed around by justice obsessed princesses. (Natalie-chan)
266. All justice-obsessed princesses will eventually get hit by me. (Natalie-chan)
267. Just cause he's 100+, don't mean he's not DAMN FINE. (Natalie-chan)
268. Some people can take lots of fireballs, and some can't. (Natalie-chan)
269. Stopping a cannon ball with your head would be stupid, even if you are a chimera. (^_^ JA)
270: Red fox with eye patch will always have extra explosives hidden somewhere. (^_^ JA)
271. No matter where you go, the closed-eyed priest will always find you. (^_^ JA)
272. Ask your sister who her best friend is, you might be surprised. (^_^ JA)
273. 'Life is wonderful' is all it takes to stop a certain priest who almost killed off an entire species. (^_^ JA)
274. No matter what happens, the justice girl will always land on her head. (^_^ JA)
275. Brass racket would be a painful sport if a red head was involved. (^_^ JA)
276. The long spells are always powerful. (Try dragon slave, Raguna blade, and Giga Slave) (^_^ JA)
277. Split ends are possible even if your hair is wire. (^_^ JA)
278. If you are a chimera, landing on your hair is never healthy. (^_^ JA)
279. Foxes are poor, so when they don't have gun powder, they WILL use fireworks. (^_^ JA)
280. Annoying a dragon is very dangerous, unless you are a mazoku. (^_^ JA)
281. Burst flare is the strongest fire spell a human can handle, do not cast it indoors. (^_^ JA)
282. Zel will always be serious. (^_^ JA)
283. Rocks don't float, nor do chimeras. (^_^ JA)
284. If you want food, don't steal any from Sorceresses or Swordsmen, unless you're suicidal... (Phibrizzo no Miko/Chibi Evil Sylphiel)
285. If anyone dares to kopii you or your associates, please, run!! (Phibrizzo no Miko/Chibi Evil Sylphiel)
286. If you see a little kid with golden marbles sitting on a crystal, don't get in his way! (Phibrizzo no Miko/Chibi Evil Sylphiel)
287. Green haired weirdos are quite obsessive. (Phibrizzo no Miko/Chibi Evil Sylphiel)
288. Kawaii mazoku are always evil somehow. (Phibrizzo no Miko/Chibi Evil Sylphiel)
289. Do not disturb kawaii psychopathic megalomaniac little boys. (Phibrizzo no Miko/Chibi Evil Sylphiel)
290. Purple haired priests are very dangerous. Approach either with caution or with Lina Inverse. (Phibrizzo no Miko/Chibi Evil Sylphiel)
291. Get along! Try again! (Phibrizzo no Miko/Chibi Evil Sylphiel)
292. Lord Phibrizzo isn't dead, he's...just not alive for the next thousand years!! (Phibrizzo no Miko/Chibi Evil Sylphiel)
293. Some guys are just hotter as girls. (Phibrizzo no Miko/Chibi Evil Sylphiel)
294. No matter how annoying the purple haired mazoku priest is, just call him garbage and he cracks instantly. But then he may make a comeback by making a weird face at you. (demonlord)
295. Dragons may live for thousands of years, but that doesn't mean they aren't modest when they transform.(demonlord)
296. If the dragon priestess says not to enter the ruins, don't enter the ruins, you'll regret it later through hardwork.(demonlord)
297. Amelia's Law:
Section 1: That trick never works.
Section 2: However, while performing 'That trick' you will never, ever be killed or maimed until you reach the bottom (Elendale)
298. It doesn't matter that your spell has 40 lines in its chant, your enemies will not be able to kill you before you finish. (Elendale)
299. When you think nothing's gonna go wrong, Naga happens. (kiiyah)
300. Shoulder pads with big spikes can hurt while casting spells. (kiiyah)