#301 - #400

(Many of the following have to do with the Slayers OVAs and Movies...which means--Naga!)

301. Never trust villagers who ask you to find lost people in ruins. (kiiyah)

302. A certain redhead loves money and doesn't like to part from it...ever. (kiiyah)

303. Naga is stupid enough to cross the unwritten rule of not eating the redhead's food. (kiiyah)

304. You have to wonder about someone who uses food in attack spells. (kiiyah)

305. Never try to change someone's view on what's fashionable. Things end up being blown away. (kiiyah)

306. Anyone who resembles Naga is trouble for the redheaded sorceress. (kiiyah)

307. Some people's fashion sense is very, very SCARY!!! (kiiyah)

308. Anyone who imitates Naga is trouble for a certain redhead. (kiiyah)

309. Many cackling clones drive away the villagers. (kiiyah)

310. Any dragon *NOT* scared of Lina's reputation is very very stupid, not to mention...dead. (kiiyah)

311. Family jewelry given to you ancestors by elves is NOT to be worn. (kiiyah)

312. Things can fall in love, ANYWHERE. (kiiyah)

313. Just because you're the bad guy doesn't mean you have a cool hideout. (kiiyah)

314. Just because you have called forth your allies, doesn't mean they won't beat the sh!# out of you later. (kiiyah)

315. Never send your entire main force into battle in the beginning, (kiiyah)

316. Certain sorceresses should NOT be made into towering golems. (kiiyah)

317. Dragon Slave solves all of your problems in the end. (kiiyah)

318. A raise in your allowance is NOT a reason to be fighting your family. (kiiyah)

319. Your Mirror Shadows are very very scary and should not be unleashed to the world. (kiiyah)

320. Legendary spells should be kept legendary. (kiiyah)

321. Blasting someone through the air is faster than Raywing. (kiiyah)

322. There is always an excuse to hit, blow up, or sacrifice Naga. (kiiyah)

323. Some enemies are pure bluff when not in their true forms. (kiiyah)

324. Even Lina can appear to be a cute, defenseless little girl, when the timing's right. (kiiyah)

325. A carefully laid trail of gold coins usually leads to somewhere bad. (kiiyah)

326. Sometimes being someone's model is a bad thing, especially when you see how they interpreted your body. (kiiyah)

327. Certain inn fires are caused by one stupid random element: Naga. (kiiyah)

328. If you set the building on fire, have a way to get off the roof first. (kiiyah)

329. Some graffiti inside old ruins is good. (kiiyah)

330. [throughout the ending credits] Never take money away from Lina. (kiiyah)

331. Don't become a bodyguard to a little rich twit, who reminds you of Naga. (kiiyah)

332. Never agree to a money deal with a true Merchant, especially when traveling expenses are included. (kiiyah)

333. Hotsprings usually have some person watching you. Usually, it's a perverted guy. (kiiyah)

334. Stone Golems, bearing the likeness of a certain sorceress, should not be able to bounce. (kiiyah)

335. The one time you make a deal with bandits, Naga actually beats them on her own. (kiiyah)

336. If you run in to a red head that is flat- [chested] and has a bad temper, and she happens to be mumbling something...... run your ass off. (Sailor Jupiter Jr.)

337. (General rule of anime) Women's chests always defy the law of gravity and when men cross-dress, their chests are always bigger than any girls! (Christine Marie)

338. If you see a blinding black orb in the sky before everything goes white..chances are you're gonna die. (JB071183)

339.If someone asks you if a fiance is a pickle chances are he is related to Gourry. (JB071183)

340. "That is a secret" is NOT the best answer for everything. (JB071183)

341. "Look before you leap" but in Lina's case "look before you blow something up"(JB071183)

342. Little people are TROUBLE! (JB071183)

343. If a guy walks up to you on the street and asks you what in what direction he can buy a sword of light to slay the dark lord chances are he is crazy RUN RUN RUN! (JB071183)

344. "If you decide to cast a spell that involves drawing the spirit of a Dark Lord into your body, CAST IT CORRECTLY." (Mark Whitwill)

345. "Even a monster with a body that cannot be affected by magic or physical attacks can be destroyed by the Sword of Light." (Mark Whitwill)

346. "Allies of Justice will always prevail!" (Mark Whitwill)

347. "Bad guys can find humor in anything, especially if it involves the death or torture of the good guys." (Mark Whitwill)

348. "The truly intelligent guys are always evil." (Mark Whitwill)

349. "The screeching tone of an angry wife is more powerful than ANY cursed weapon." (Mark Whitwill)

350. "Flare Arrow and Freeze Arrow just don't mix." (Mark Whitwill)

351. "The best villains don't need to move their lips to speak." (Mark Whitwill)

352. "If you're a hero or a bounty hunter, don't waste time talking unless you have fire-retardant clothing." (Mark Whitwill)

353. Just because you're the hero of the series doesn't mean you have to be the good guy (or girl). (Kitty-chan)

354. Just because a character you have the hots for and a character you hate are destined to be together doesn't mean they're gonna hop into bed at the end of Try! Give them a couple years so they can both grow and mature, and then we'll see if it's quite as sickening! (Cantatrix)

355. Who says being cloned is bad? A copy can save your butt (Slayers SNES RPG), provide adorable comic relief (the oodles of chibi-Linas-and-Gourries), or at the worst be annoying (one of the OAVs or other). (Cantatrix)

356. If it looks like a song, sounds like a song, and requires special costuming and dance steps, take a hint-- it's probably a song. (Cantatrix)

357. It's an adventure show, so the male and female leads will fall in love. Just stop fighting it. (Cantatrix)

358. Violence in a romantic relationship is perfectly healthy. (Cantatrix)

359. After all those fanfics and proposed situtations where Naga and Gourry meet, the actual scene is pretty boring. It made for some great humor later on, though. (Slayers Royal is gooooood.) (Cantatrix)

360. A devoted enough fangirl, even if she can't read the slightest bit of Japanese, can still learn vital plot elements of Slayers RPGs. Don't give up! (Cantatrix)

361. Never trust the cute things, be they children, girls, guys or animals. They're almost always more powerful than you. (Stephen Cole)

362. Despite being (or is it because you are?) evil, you can have a cult following. (Stephen Cole)

363. You don't have to look like your family. They might be powerful fighters both, but that doesn't mean you are. Or you can be much better looking. (Stephen Cole)

364. The stupider the situation, the better you can sing. (Margaret Taylor)

365. Chimeras do not like humor, water, or music. (Margaret Taylor)

366. No matter how stupid the hat looks, its fine to wear to a wedding. (Margaret Taylor)

367. If you see someone who either had too little or too much of a sense of humor, avoid them. (Margaret Taylor)

368. If you're confused, don't worry, the mazoku always knows exactly what's going on and how to fix it (although the fixing part usually isn't good for your health). (Margaret Taylor)

369. The less you can see, the less you ever trip over. (Margaret Taylor)

370. Most often, bad guys like to wear dresses. (Margaret Taylor)

371. No matter how heavy the weapon, you can hold it in a garter. (Margaret Taylor)

372. Outfits don't have to make sense or follow the rule of gravity. Neither does hair or mazoku. (Margaret Taylor)

373. Don't worry, if the stupid Americans change the voice of your favorite character. After he appears, make the switch to subtitles. (Catt)

374. Girls are usually attracted to guys who are deformed (cursed....Zel...yum.....), evil, fruity, and/or have mysterious pasts. (Catt)

375. There are only two absolute answers in to every question/problem, "Tt's a secret," and "Dragu Slave!!!" (Catt)

376. Showing off your most powerful spell is always fun, until you shatter a hill and set ghosts free. (Catt)

377. If you plan to make ten clones of someone, make the clones mute. (Kawaii Madoushi)

378. Never tell a red-haired sorceress that you'll pay any price she names unless you have LOTS of money to spend. (Kawaii Madoushi)

379. It's easy to get rich if you have Demon's Blood Talismen and run into a red-haired sorceress. (Kawaii Madoushi)

380. If you see a girl standing on the tallest object around, plug your ears. (Kawaii Madoushi)

381. If you can't get a Flare Arrow to work right, you can probably cast a more difficult spell, like a Dragon Slave, without too much difficulty. (Kawaii Madoushi)

382. Just because you're friends with an angry, violent sorceress, doesn't mean that she won't hurt you. (Kawaii Madoushi)

383. Elemekia Lance won't work on a mazoku. Stop wasting time with it and just cast a Dragon Slave. (Kawaii Madoushi)

384. Anyone who refers to himself as the Mysterious Priest is suspicious. (Kawaii Madoushi)

385. Despite her reputation, gold dragons are not scared of Lina. They are, however, scared of Xellos. (Kawaii Madoushi)

386. If their eyes are closed, pray that they never open. (Kawaii Madoushi)

387. The younger they are, the more pain you will feel. (This refers to both Lina and Phibrizzo, and in some cases, Amelia) (Kawaii Madoushi)

388. An annoying laugh can keep you from having to pay for your food. (Kawaii Madoushi)

389. If a group of girls is traveling in a town, the one most people fall in love with is actually a man. (Kawaii Madoushi)

390. Wearing a ridiculous costume does not decrease the power of a Dragon Slave. (Kawaii Madoushi)

391. If you own a restaurant, don't tell your customers you serve dragon cuisine. If you do, a certain red-haired sorceress will come along and make you catch a real dragon. (Kawaii Madoushi)

392. If you use an attack against an enemy and they are covered in smoke, chances are, they are very much alive. (Kawaii Madoushi)

393. If you're a bandit, crime pays only until you run into Lina. Then, you pay. (Kawaii Madoushi)

394. The power of a spell is proportional to how loud the name of the spell is yelled. (I first saw this on something called "The Laws of Anime", but I noticed that when Lina just says, "Fireball" the effect is not as powerful as when she yells it.) (Kawaii Madoushi)

395. When you see a group of people, the big one isn't the one who'll cause you problems. (Kawaii Madoushi)

396. Love conquers all! Or maybe, the Lord of Nightmares just likes to play practical jokes.(Zan)

397.You can hold life up to Slayers surprisingly well. (Zan)

398. I'm just a shining shining shining girl! (Zan)

399. It's incredible that Filia has avoided law suits from MacDonald's this long. (Zan)